Things I Will NOT Miss About Oki

• Asian drivers (traffic)!!!!!!! This includes: JCI and road tax, stopping in the middle of the road to talk on your cell phone, parking on a two-way road that is wide enough for one car, not going (at all) when the light turns green, the shades covering the driver's window b/c you don't want the sun to hit you, the kids climbing all around the vehicle with no seat belts, the babies asleep in the driver's arms, driving 20 kph slower than the speed limit ... continuously, yellow plates, green/yellow and red/yellow stickers giving inexperienced and/or old drivers a free pass, MOTORCYCLES.
• Living in a multiplex
• Allergies. Too many to list ... for me AND Piglet.
• Ugly architecture (but safe - so I take the ugly here b/c it kept us from crumbling in earthquakes and typhoons!)
• Earthquakes
• Typhoons - and the thought of having to go to the commissary in TC2
• Tsunamis
• Expensive plane tickets no matter where you go b/c it is expensive just to get off the island
• Feeling like the fat American whenever we go to a restaurant - or buying clothes
• Not understanding the language
• Waiting for items in the commissary for months on end (i.e. lemon juice, artichoke hearts, turkey pepperoni, sealable ziplock bags, etc), then having staples for holiday meals sell out before you get a chance to pick them up
• Pumpkins rotting within 1 day of carving
• Carrying two wallets - one for dollars and one for yen
• The exchange rate
• Walking to the wrong side of the car to drive
• No street names
• Superbowl MONDAY
• Shiny napkins
• Watching the Morning Show ... from yesterday
• Waiting for weeks for the newly released movies to make their appearance
• Not being able to buy items we normally would in the states (diet Sunkist coke, GNC everyday vitamins, new items released in the states)
• AFN - delays on shows, sporadic access during storms
• One radio station
• The rainy season
• Grass that hurts your feet (sleepy grass that has stickers)
• Box jellyfish/semi/mosquito season
• Not being able to have things shipped to our house b/c they won't ship overseas (i.e. electronics)
• Cell phones in which Softbank sends messages in Kanji that I can't read ... and are important
• The time difference when calling family
• Expensive fruit - even at the commissary
• Our crappy cars
• Not being able to let the dog out by herself b/c a) we don't have a yard and b) it is so hot/humid outside that it could kill her if we accidently forgot about her
• The humidity
• The cold winters with no heat in our house
• The HOT summers with air conditioners that can barely keep up
• Crap internet service (Mediatti)
• Blogger showing up in Kanji until I change it to English